New words in dictionary

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by intergeri, May 28, 2009.

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  1. Cyberslacking sounds good.
    It's what most of us do all day on here.
     
  2. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Two collective nouns for you:

    Suite (or sweet): a group of homosexual men
    - inspired by i) a furniture item poufe, ie suite of poofs
    ii) a common perception of gay men's dispostion

    Example: My lunch yesterday was ruined by a suite of poofs at the next table cackling about their weekend escapades.

    Sour: a group of lesbians
    - inspired by i) the derogotary slang term for a lesbian ie lemon
    ii) their general disposition towards men ie sour

    Example: I was doing some research at the Women's Studies Library when a sour of lesbians took offence to my presence and had me evicted.

    Suite & Sour you know it makes sense.

    Reedited for spelling.
     
  3. That was brilliant, I'm definately gonna be using that as much as i can!
     
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Too beautiful for words:

    "your comment made me lolify horriciously while engaging in rollage on the floor"

    I think some of those words have bouncebackability.
     
  5. Apparently, gullible has been removed.
     
  6. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Another collective noun:

    A Clap: a group of Evangelical Christians
    - inspired by: i) happy clappy, descriptive term for born again and evangelical Christians.
    ii) The Clap: slang for the STD gonorrhea: a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra . Can be quite difficult to get rid of without intervention. Just like Jehovah's Witnesses.

    Example:I was walking along Buchanan Street today and was accosted by a clap outside the church who tried to persuade to attend the Alpha Course.