New words I have learned today

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Aunty Stella, Nov 14, 2008.

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  1. MIRF

    Heard this in the pub tonight. Tried for a few seconds to figure it out and then gave up and asked.

    Mom I'd Run From

    opposite of MILF :)

    More?
     
  2. IRONIJONYMON

    Im running onwards north if john on navy younglings misguided oranges now
     
  3. BFI = Brute force and ignorance?
     
  4. MISTHI. Mum I'd Stick The Heid In.
     
  5. MILK: Mom I'd Like to Kill.

    MULLETT: Mom's an Ugly Low Life, Easy Trailer Trash.

    MONKEY: Mom OF Nine Kids, Eight are Yours.

    PHLEGM: Pretty Hot Laid Easily Grand Mother
     
  6. My new favourite word, frenemy.

    Enemy disguised as a friend.
     
  7. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    SWMBO ... she who must be obeyed
     
  8. FANTA

    Fuck and never touch again (well, at least until the next time alcohol seriously affects your judgement).
     
  9. stalker, you do be wrong. FANTA = Fat Arse, No Tits At all
     
  10. My bold
    Are you getting me mixed up with airfix or smudge67?
     
  11. Whoops sorry Sir!! The tinnies are kicking in!
     
  12. GTFOOH.

    I first heard this from a Catholic brother who taught at my school. This was a while back by the way. Whenever somebody went to his office for something he could not be arrsed with, he would scream the letters. I later learnt they meant:

    "Get the f.uck out of here."
     
  13. Naaaahh, he still thinks you're a cnut!

    :p
     
  14. BOHICA

    B - Bend
    O - Over,
    H - Here
    I - It
    C - Comes
    A - Again!
     
  15. Boring for those who aren't in my trade, which is full of acronyms, but TENOR. Teaching English For No Obvious Reason. I do alot of that. Daily.