New words for 2008

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  1. New Words for 2008

    * SALAD DODGER.
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    * SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive person.

    * TESTICULATING.
    Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

    * BLAMESTOR MIN G.
    Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
    project failed, and who was responsible.

    * SEAGULL MANAGER.
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
    Then leaves.

    * CUBE FARM.
    An office filled with cubicles.

    * SITCOMs.
    Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
    into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
    with the kids or start a 'home business'.

    * SINBAD.
    Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

    * AEROPLANE BLONDE.
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    * 404.
    Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not
    Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    * AUSSIE KISS.
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    * OH - NO SECOND.
    That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
    made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

    * GREYHOUND.
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    * MILLENNIUM DOMES.
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from
    the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

    * MONKEY BATH .
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
    Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

    * MYSTERY BUS.
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
    toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
    the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    * MYSTERY TAXI.
    The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake
    up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your
    bed instead.

    * BEER COAT.
    The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise
    At 3:00am .

    * BEER COMPASS.
    The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze
    cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
    you got here, and where you've come from.

    * TRAMP STAMP
    Tattoo on a female

    * PICASSO BUM.
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
    got 4 buttocks
     
  2. Cow

    Cow LE

    Which old email did you copy that from then?
     
  3. Old to you matey, new to me, just got it minutes ago. :lol:
     
  4. Thought my PC had skipped back to 1999

    New words for 2008

    Mrs President?
     
  5. FANTER..................Fat arrse no tits easily riled
     
  6. More accurately, a TRAMP STAMP is a tatoo on the girl's lower back, usually visible at all times, frequently adorning mingers and fatties.

    Tramp Stamps - showing blokes the ones who like it from behind for decades!
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Can we have a cookery forum?
     
  8. How to do spit roasting perhaps?
     
  9. I thought the tattoos on girls' lower backs were called arrse antlers, due to them so often being some sort of 'Tribal' affair. The bit that sticks out over their knickers look like antlers.