New ways to pass a course???

#1
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students, just wondered if this was a new method of instruction recognised by the Army? Any thoughts on this? And before the influx of congratulatory comments aimed towards him, she's a pig in knickers (clearly not always in them, but i'm sure she remembers which floor she's left them on......) and he's about to be done like a kipper.... I ALMOST feel sorry for them.... (Ahem....)

Mind you, if this method worked i'd probably wed to a Brigadier by now.... :threaten:
 
#2
You’re not the first wife this happened too, and you certainly wont be the last.
Sympathy, its in the dictionary somewhere.

SK
 
#3
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students, just wondered if this was a new method of instruction recognised by the Army? Any thoughts on this? And before the influx of congratulatory comments aimed towards him, she's a pig in knickers (clearly not always in them, but i'm sure she remembers which floor she's left them on......) and he's about to be done like a kipper.... I ALMOST feel sorry for them.... (Ahem....)

Mind you, if this method worked i'd probably wed to a Brigadier by now.... :threaten:
No, but it is a recognised male method of getting what the sour-faced, money grabbing moose of a wife isn't offering. Good on him I say. You're probably a gopping hound.
 
#4
Not a new method of instruction in the Army though it is recognised in the Navy (speak to someone who has been on the AACC).

If he's working at an ATRA he is bound to get Fcuked over by the system as well as having to face your wrath....
 
#6
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students, just wondered if this was a new method of instruction recognised by the Army? Any thoughts on this? And before the influx of congratulatory comments aimed towards him, she's a pig in knickers (clearly not always in them, but i'm sure she remembers which floor she's left them on......) and he's about to be done like a kipper.... I ALMOST feel sorry for them.... (Ahem....)

Mind you, if this method worked i'd probably wed to a Brigadier by now.... :threaten:
No it isn't.

Have a read of this:

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200405/cmselect/cmdfence/63/63we49.htm
 
#7
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.
 
#8
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.
don't we all :lol:

from the ATRA code:

Train you to be a professional soldier in an inspiring, challenging, exciting and enthusiastic manner.
Sounds like he's doing his job by the book, deserves promoting and/or a medal... :twisted:
 
#9
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.

There would be a first time for everything, i suppose..... 8O
 
#10
whit_RE said:
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.
don't we all :lol:

from the ATRA code:

Train you to be a professional soldier in an inspiring, challenging, exciting and enthusiastic manner.
Sounds like he's doing his job by the book, deserves promoting and/or a medal... :twisted:
Again, first time for everything, i suppose....
 
#11
bite_me957 said:
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.

There would be a first time for everything, i suppose..... 8O
Not his fault if youre a frigid old sock draw. Maybe thats why he shot his spluff in something younger?
 
#12
Badger_Heed said:
No, but it is a recognised male method of getting what the sour-faced, money grabbing moose of a wife isn't offering. Good on him I say. You're probably a gopping hound.

had me in stitches, nice one... to the point and most importantly, fair.
 
#13
bite_me957 said:
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.

There would be a first time for everything, i suppose..... 8O
Doesn't mean he's shit, it just means he wasn't really that bothered about making YOU cum.

Can you scoff your own bodyweight in cakes by any chance?
 
#14
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students, just wondered if this was a new method of instruction recognised by the Army? Any thoughts on this? And before the influx of congratulatory comments aimed towards him, she's a pig in knickers (clearly not always in them, but i'm sure she remembers which floor she's left them on......) and he's about to be done like a kipper.... I ALMOST feel sorry for them.... (Ahem....)

Mind you, if this method worked i'd probably wed to a Brigadier by now.... :threaten:
Is he a Chef/FD type? Curious as to the references to food. If so could he advise this person?

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=54902#1021185
 
#16
Moodybitch said:
bite_me957 said:
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.

There would be a first time for everything, i suppose..... 8O
]Doesn't mean he's shit, it just means he wasn't really that bothered about making YOU cum.

Can you scoff your own bodyweight in cakes by any chance?[/quote



ask your husband he did not pass it up last week!!!
 
#17
bite_me957 said:
Moodybitch said:
bite_me957 said:
Badger_Heed said:
bite_me957 said:
Well, It has come to my attention that my errant spouse (an instructor) has porked one of his munter students,
I don't suppose you have any photographic evidence of the said deed? Failing that did your husband describe to you in detail what he did to her?
Did he make her cum?
Was there any "back door" action?
Did he eat her like a ripe peach?

I look forward to your answers.
Thank you.

There would be a first time for everything, i suppose..... 8O
]Doesn't mean he's shit, it just means he wasn't really that bothered about making YOU cum.

Can you scoff your own bodyweight in cakes by any chance?[/quote



ask your husband he did not pass it up last week!!!
My husband has got a bad dose of crabs and BO, unlucky!
 
#18
SKJOLD said:
You’re not the first wife this happened too, and you certainly wont be the last.
Sympathy, its in the dictionary somewhere.SK
Sympathy is in the dictionary however i dont do sympathy thats y i posted it in the naafi bar.
 
#19
bite_me957 said:
SKJOLD said:
You’re not the first wife this happened too, and you certainly wont be the last.
Sympathy, its in the dictionary somewhere.SK
Sympathy is in the dictionary however i dont do sympathy thats y i posted it in the naafi bar.
Do you not even want a sympathy fuck in the wrong 'un?

For old times sake?

Remember, your other half has been orgasming inside another woman and probably even laughing about you during the deed.

Sleep well.
 

SCoy

War Hero
#20
What was he supposed to be teaching? Mouth to mouth? Method of entry...?

So many puns, so little time.

Since you said 'ways' what else did you have in mind?
 

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