New Warning on Perfect Vaginas

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Nov 11, 2009.

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  2. I thought I was the ultimate cnut.
     
  3. No you are a tedious cunt
     
  4. Its more a 55% cnut Scuba :lol:
     
  5. Well, a rose by any other name is still a rose.
     
  6. So, apparently, is a badly packed kipper kebab.
     
  7. as long as tastes nice, who cares? yum
     
  8. What they're supposed to taste nice??? Now you feckin' tell me. I thought they all stank :cry:
     
  9. only if they are Ginger (then they have the hum of Fox piss) :wink:
     
  10. What about the ones that reek? Seriously, unless your a cheeky cockaknee chappy who's into cockles, massuls and a side order of jellied eels, some of them should be declared an international no-go area. I once discovered one that smelt like potatoes.......pototoes ffs!!
     
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Try one while the owner is still alive.
     
  12. Fairly sure Gordon Brown is the perfect fanny! and who wants to look like him??
     
  13. No, your a fanny. Note your post time, and the day!
     
  14. get a grip! my time was different to the time stamped on the post! im not that disrespectful, its as important to me as it is anyone else!

    get off your high horse web warrior!
     
  15. *gets off*