"New" war crime outrage!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by postman_twit, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Expect three things in the very near future:

    1. A parliamentary apology from the PM.

    2. A clamour for a full war crimes enquiry.

    3. A field day for all human rights parasites as compensation claims are launched by every "affected" Scandinavian!

  2. Can we blame Radovan Karadžić for this?
  3. A long-lost recce party from IKEA?
  4. They do seem to have been flatpacked.
  5. Can't wait to see the instructions: 'Thrust-wise, Screw A is much inserted into Piece C whilst holding the open Part D. We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten England 2-1 in football!! It is completely unbelievable! We have beaten England! England, birthplace of giants. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?'

    Yup, I know the last bit is from that barking Norwegian football commentator but, hey!, it is the NAAFI.
  6. Just errr sweep it under that carpet and the public will forget about it.
  7. :)

    And the reason they've laid there so long is because some cnut forgot the allen key.