Ok the military application of mongs has been done to death so what we need are some new and ingenious uses for the back log of mmlllaaring spackers we currently have in the UK. So far I have come up with: 1. Some sort of suction based window cleaner for sky scrapers. This would involve breading mongs with big lips that could then be suckered onto the top floor windows and left to work their way down. Each office would have to have a picture of some ice cream in it to ensure that the mong gets a good slather on, this would not only aid in cleaning the window but also lubricate the mongs descent. 2. Automatic floor cleaner for laminate or wood flooring, all we'd have to do is condition the mong to think that wood or laminate flooring is more desirable than a window and BINGO instant floor cleaner, just trip it to the floor and off it goes. Get your thinking caps on, this could make us rich.