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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Babylon, Jul 25, 2011.

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  1. Yes

  2. No

    0 vote(s)
  3. I don't care, you're still a NIG, now fcuk off

  4. Who is Kim_74?

  1. Apparently as a NIG I have to post a poll in order to get the pics of Kim_74, so...
  2. We need photos of you first.
  3. I want to stab you.
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  4. Harsh, harsh, why would you want to turn a mong into a stab?
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  5. Can you run faster than me?

    If so, you have first dibs.
  6. It depends on whether or not you're riding the three legged land shark or not.

    I still want to stab it.

    With a table lamp in the anus.
  7. Colonel Mustard in the library?
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  8. Uploading that category of image would violate my ISPs terms of service.

    I'm in the background behind Baron Shortt on the IBA site. Gringo moustache and creases down my jeans.
  9. And I'm the Queen of Sheba.
  10. Go look at yourself in the mirror, this is what we have been haunted by.
  12. Get in line.....
  13. Same thing isn't it?
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  14. with your mutton dagger, or your beef bayonet ????????????????