Goldbricker
LE

Every Septic twat in my unit in Iraq below the rank of E-7 at end of a 13 month tour received the following-F**k me.....I've got 6 ribbons and I've had to be a very good boy, do 4 tours in 4 different shite holes and get thro a Jubilee year in good order. F*king sceptic twats just have to turn up and put some funny clothing on and that's 4 ribbons, 6 if they put it on in the right order.....

AAM-Army Achievement Medal ( I had mine removed from records)
GCM- Good Conduct Medal (unless already awarded on active duty or one of our 2 problem children* got mine in the 80's)
ARCAM- Army Reserve Components Achievement Medal (already received mine previous tour)
NDSM- National Defense Service Medal (unless awarded previously)
ICM-Iraq Campaign Medal
GWOT-S Global War on Terror Service Medal
AFRM- Armed Forces Reserve medal with M-Mobilization device (unless awarded previously) We had many NCO's on 2nd, 3rd, 4th tours at the time
* 1 lad had been court-martialed once, Imprisoned in Kuwait for 3 months, given 5 Article 15 Non-Judicial Punishments (Loss of Pay, rank, Restricted to quarters & given extra duties), finally Dishonorably Discharged while at Demobilization station
Other lad repeated weekly Alcohol violations in Iraq, Took some of the medics fentanyl from his aid bag, less than honorable discharge