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#1
HI, I'm new to this site, but I could not find a "Welcome" section or thread. I was not in the army, but my dad was. He was REME, and his last unit was a LAD posting to the Queen Own Highlanders (Seaforth and Camerons), Buller Barracks, Munster, Germany 1989-1992

Anyway, hi all :D
 
#2
Hi Jake,

Welcome to the site. Do you have any pictures of your sister/mother/wife, naked, straddling a spacehopper?
 
#6
Welcome, as said before, don't feed the trolls. Oh and any photos of your grandmother would be welcome by Johnboyzzz, Jarrod will groom you though.
 
#10
Hello, Jake.

Escape while you can, before your sanity and rectum become severely damaged.
Excessive use of ARRSE can become addictive, with severe consequences.

Yes, OK Nursey ... I'm just ... bliy3qo8 y4h36drq5 gb u7g d
 
#11
FFS, 10 replies and no-one has said...

REME walt!

PS, welcome to ARRSE:) Don't join up, whatever you do! Horrible people, simply horrible!
 
#13
Hello, Jake.

Escape while you can, before your sanity and rectum become severely damaged.
Excessive use of ARRSE can become addictive, with severe consequences.
Trust me when I say that nothing, and I mean nothing, can possibly shock me. I've come over from another forum where I got banned several times for being too sick (and this is a forum that had a section specifically for freaky sick shit - mine was just too freaky:cool: )

Thanks for the welcomes people - from your replies, I can see I might just fit in here. I'm a bit mad sometimes, and like they say, a little bit of what you fancy does you good :)

And no, I do not have naked pictures of any family members (Believe me, I tried - they are wise to my tricks by now:rolleyes:)
 
#14
Oh, I promise to behave myself here by the way, that other forum was shite, loads of people were leaving it (and it was full of inbred southern yanks whose parents were probably related)
 
#15

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#16
#17
Foolish, foolish words; Google 'tubgirl' or '1 priest 1 nun'.
Go on:)
Childs play that is, childplay compared to the stuff I;ve seen. Tubgirl is old hat now, as is 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar (or whatever that was called. That was where a guy shoved a glass jar up his arse and it cracks, splitting his rectal column and leaving blood pouring out).

I'm talking about BME Pain Olympics, where guys cut their tesitcals out, slice their dicks up and so on) I've seen video footage of gay rapes in south american prisons, Chechen paramilitaries beheading women for marrying russians, guys fucking themselves with 18 inch dildoes.

Tubgirl is for wusses in comparison ;)

And no, I'm not joining the army, but I am an army brat, and I used to work in the MOD as a civvie in stores. My dad was in REME (retired in 1992, he was AQMS, an armouror)

I dare you instead, to find something that will shock me, go on :nod::nod::nod:
 

Fang_Farrier

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#18
Perhaps some good old 1970's porn where the women still had jungles of pubic hair and the sound tracks were hideous.
 

B_AND_T

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#19
Perhaps some good old 1970's porn where the women still had jungles of pubic hair and the sound tracks were hideous.
Sounds like Lezzer night at Club 47 in Gutersloh.
 

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