New tesco's find.....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dpmrobbo, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Government health and safety officials have confirmed that ongoing tests show traces of alcohol in TESCO rum...
  2. Please find a woodchipper and tinker with the cunt till it does 9 revs per minute. Then feed yourself in feet first whilst holding a jerrycan full of vinegar!
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  3. Never mind the horse meat burgers,

    you should try the meat balls,,

    They are the dogs bollox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. If they're not new, and not funny, then keep them to yourselves.
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  5. I read somewhere that during the 20's and 30's one of the Chinese warlords who tooled around in an armoured train used to tie enemies to a plank and feed them - slowly - feet-first in to the firebox in the engine.
  6. So now Findus have also withdrawn their products because of Horse meat contamination...

    Shame ... I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.