New Shorts or not?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mephisto, Oct 8, 2007.

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  1. Ok, now this is really very simple.

    A rather nice woman jogger came to assist me yesterday when I had a few problems (posted about on my sponsorship thread in Charities and Welfare).

    Tonight I will be meeting up with her to go running. Naturally, it's all about the running, my intentions are entirely honourable!

    I'm wondering if I should buy some new, roomier, shorts as my current pair are quite sleek and synthetic and run the risk of giving me away! :giggle:

    Now, the question is, should I buy some new shorts beforehand or not?
  2. What, as a chick?
  3. Eh? I'm all man me! :oops:
  4. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    More like you like a bit of man in you. :twisted:
  5. Er, ok!
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Running? Shorts? What are these words? Are you Latvian?
  7. How long before this ends up in the hole?

    I'm surprised it's lasted this long.
  8. Nice Borat leotard, that's what you need.
  9. Nope, I'm more of a plebian!
  10. Was that meant to be Freudian? ;)
  11. You said it.
  12. Why not get some Ron Hills - she can at least borrow those!
  13. You need the short shorts that Simon Pegg wears in Run Fat boy Run.
  14. Nice. Finished off with white stilletos and a beer belly. Reminds me of the pads naafi.
  15. Hmm, white stilleto on one foot, carbon-fibre and steel for the other. I actually think that might be a nice combination, might have to alter the length of the carbon-fibre leg though, not sure how high heels work ... zxninerpilot, you seem to know a lot about them - how high are they generally?