Defence Secretary Des Browne today announced the successful completion of the sea trials for the UKâs newest frigate. HMS Indecisive is the first of the so called âClass Q Subsection 2aâ battleships to be built under the governmentâs new rules of engagement. Armed with two forward firing gun turrets for purely ceremonial purposes, the shipâs main line of defence comes in the form of the three decks of administrators, efficiency consultants, and risk assessors. The latest state of the art conference facilities help ease the burden of paperwork, EU directives, and other legal niceties. Along with its creche facilities and aromatherapy centre, Indecisive also has a fully equipped boardroom where navy personnel can run stress councilling services for hostile aggressors. The ship is armed two white flags, fore and aft, and can be scuttled in a class-leading fifteen seconds. In the case of a real emergency, the ship is also outfitted with communications gear allowing them to make immediate contact with the nearest US navy battle fleet.