I have developed a new method of self pleasure which I feel duty bound to share with the masses, it hit me last night and I've been messing with it since. My laptop screen is bust so Ive got the desktop set up in the dining room floor (no table moveing house etc) and I'm sat on a couch leaning forward using mouse & keyboard etc.... last night as I sat back to stretch a new and fantastic supernova exploded in my shorts... I had pins and needles in my helmet. My god it was fantastic, with the trout asleep on the couch next door, I freed the wand, making sure I hadn't strarved him of blood for too long before grrabbing the cnut and pumping it....... Since then Ive been experimenting and by self inflicting pins and needles I can make myself shoot and go through the same 'after climax pain bordering on pleasure' sensation as you do when you shoot in your chicks mouth. Needless tosay the Frau and the nipper are going out today and I am staying here with nothing more than a bag of dirty thoughts and the prospect of penile pins and needles to keep me entertained.