New scam email chaps

As a non-victim of such scams, would it be wrong of me to claim my repayment?





This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from
the UNITED NATIONS in Central Bank to pay 150 victims of
scam $100,000 USD (One Hundred Thousand Dollars) each. You
are listed and approved for this payment as one of the
scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to this
office as soon as possible for the immediate payments of
your $100,000 USD compensations funds.

On this faithful recommendations, want you to know that
during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Nigeria, it was
alarming on the money lost by various individuals to the
scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world
today. In other to compensate victims, the UNITED NATIONS
Body is now paying 150 victims $100,000 USD each in
accordance with the UNITED NATIONS recommendations. Due to
the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the
payments are to be paid by Central Bank of Nigeria as
corresponding paying bank under funding assistance by The
Rabo Bank, based in London UK. for funds remittance.
Benefactor of this compensation will have to be first
cleared and recommended for payment by ZENITH BANK PLC.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 114
Beneficiaries has been paid, over a half of the victims are
from the United States, we still have a pending of 36
compensations left to be paid. Your particulars was
mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one
of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned
not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any
reason what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on
trace of the other criminals. So keep it secret till they
are all apprehended. Other victims who have not been
contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny
and possible consideration

To enable your compensation to be processed, you are
required to make available
the below requirements which enables the prompt payment of
your COMPENSATION to this office

1. Full Names:
2. Date Of Birth:
3. Telephone Number:
4. Total Amount Defrauded (For record keep):
5.Any Mode of identification (Drivers License or work ID)
NOTE: You are to take note of option 1&6 respectively.

On the provision of the requirements, your will be processed
on your
payment option and remitted to you as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully,
james wale

NOTE: The UN/Nigerian Government will decline any other
complains of scam
should you fall victim again after this compensations is
paid and transferred to you.
Forget it, chum.. the FBI world affairs division is paying me $ 80 MILLION in compensation for my being deceived by fraudsters.. you're being gypped...$ 100,000 is peanuts..

besides, you'll only be asked by the people from Nigeria to donate it to the Nigerian Relief of Haiti Fund now being touted across the world wide weeb to help the unfortunates there..

and don't hold your breath waiting for the cheque or money transfer,.. the same bunch [ Zenith Bank ] still owe me millions from the e-mail lottery win that Coca Cola was supposed to pay me...

Come to think of it.. the FBI money is a bit late in coming, too..
Just look here. 419 Eater and have a browse through the hall of shame and letters pages.

I just hope the 10% of the 4.6 Billion US Dollars i was promised never gets drawn into this type of scandal though. I cant wait.
smudge67 said:
Why do people always feel the need to put scam emails on ARRSE?
To warn people like you.
smudge67 said:
stacker1 said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people always feel the need to put scam emails on ARRSE?
To warn people like you.
Even I'm not that speshul
Well why do you get that bus to the Speshul skool
ark-angel said:
smudge67 said:
stacker1 said:
smudge67 said:
Why do people always feel the need to put scam emails on ARRSE?
To warn people like you.
Even I'm not that speshul
Well why do you get that bus to the Speshul skool
I like to laugh at retards. They brighten up an otherwise dreary morning.

And they put out
Maybe Paw Broone knows about this..... :D :)

Good Day!

Kindly read below and confirm if you are interested to strike the deal with me.

The sum of Twenty Five Billion Pounds Only (GBP25,000,000,000.00) has been diverted to an
anonymous Bank as a result of Failed Northern Rock Bank in UK . These FUNDS in question is
currently waiting to be transferred to a confident account oversees. I am thereof seeking
for a Partner that can be used as the BENEFICIARY of the said funds for speedy transfer of
the funds without delay. If you are interested to partner with me in this offer, feel free
to email me your Private Telephone Numbers for further discussion of this offer in full
details. Our mode of sharing is 60:40.Finally,this transaction is risk free and has no
legal implication attached and will provide you the detail road map on how this deal will
be transacted following the receipt of your positive response on this subject matter.

Thank you.

Respectfully Yours,
Fernando Armando

Oh... I do wish...... :p
Cheers cunt face; now I have to type out a whole new one. Thanks a billion
New players on the market.. Offshore spammers.. Nigeria must be getting too expensive to America getting their crap made in China.. spammers are now moving to cheaper e-mail spots on the www.

From Suzan and Williams/Appeal for Assistance.
Dearest One,
We are Suzan and Williams Alfarouk from Sierra Leone.We are writing you from Rep of Cote 'Ivoire where we have been taking refuge after the brutal war and murder of our perants by the rebels during the renewed fighting in our country. Because of the war our late Father sold his shipping company and took us to a nearby country Cote d'Ivoire where he deposited US$18, 300, 000.00 Million in his foreign account with one of the bank here in Cote d'Ivoire Pls, we got your profile from and due to the courrent political sutuation in Ivory Coast we are seeking for your assistance to transfer this Money and also relocate to your country to further our study and we are willing to offer you 15% of the total sum for your help. Please,Kindly contact us on this e-mail addresse ( for more details.
Best Regard
Suzan and Williams.


Book Reviewer
A new one, and this one I'd be proud to have invented. If anyone anywhere in the world responds to this then it is proof that they are just too damn stupid to possess money:

I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come to you as asurprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but it’s real and you will realise this if you pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.
My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the wealthy Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).
In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I arrived on Mars.Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven million, six hundred thousand United States dollars) in four safety galvanized boxes in a European financial institution which will be disclosed to you upon your acceptance of my proposal.
Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group of analdwelling rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body with anal probes.
After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.
I now have but a few weeks to live and I am far too ill to endure the long and arduous journey back to my South Africa home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my fortune to a church or charitable organisation that will utilize this money in the manner which I shall impart to you later. In return for your assistance, I shall authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your trouble and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your expenses.
You should contact my attorney in Johannesburg immediately with your address andtelephone number and he will give you his full contact information and guidance so that we can make arrangements as soon as possible.
Contact Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye
Barristers & Solicitors,
Johannesburg, South Africa
Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
Zhwrong, Mars
Nano nano

I particularly like the Nano Nano bit at the bottom. That Pam Dawber was very nice indeed back in the day.

Original link:
English Russia » Martian Scam
I love the Martian 419 scam. Yet who would fall for that? After all there are only two Seffrican astronauts, Mike Melvill and Mark Shuttleworth. Neither are military astronauts and neither have been to Mars.

Sometimes I despair of these 419-ers, they just didn't do the research on what was otherwise a really believable story.
Apparently, I won the second prize in the Supremo Lotto in Spain somewhere and the millions are being held by Prima sercurity SA..All I have to do is send them all my personal data and agree to give them a 10% finders fee and I'll have my cheque..

While it was nice of them to include me in the draw I really didn't ask for them to buy me a ticket..and I'm not sure how to get my money as the Security company and the Lotto aren't listed anywhere on the Weeb nor is the telephone number in Spain active..I fear someone has scammed my millions..
Oh no, Greg got a ruptured uterus, where's me bank details..........................................?
I've been getting emails with an attachment and a subject of "Here is Your Photo". No text, sender not known so I've deleted without opening. Anyone else getting similar crap?


Book Reviewer
I have actually received one which has been written with some degree of literacy, albeit it septic. I wonder if she has a photo:-

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mrs.Aishat Masoodul Asif and though I reside in the U.K, I am actually a citizen of U.A.E. I am the heir apparent to a family business with its "roots" in Dubai, U.A.E. The importance of my position in my family mandated that I be sent to study for a degree in the U.K. At the conclusion of my degree programme, my family decided to open the first European branch of the company in the U.K and I was put in-charge to run it. This was of course a good beginning for me.

At present, we are at the end of another trading year and our auditors have once again brought it to our attention, that the tax rates applicable to our company due to the fact that we the owners are not British is gradually "killing" our business. Unlike the last time I was alerted, I have this time, taken a critical overview of the records from "day one" and the auditors seem very correct. This situation when related to my father has really been disturbing. After much "brain storming", my father has decided to close the UK branch. He has directed that we salvage what is left of our investment and concentrate our efforts on Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.

Now, you must wonder why I have contacted you! I am contacting you now because there is an arrangement that I have personally mapped out to ensure that what ever cash remaining in the Company account be transferred to you if you are willing to assist me in this regards. All you will be required to do is to draft an agreement from your end that you will be supplying Medical and Agricultural Equipment to the tune of $18.5 (Eighteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in my Company's favor. Once this agreement is set up, I will need to see the contents and have a copy submitted to my bankers here so they can immediately begin the transfer processes of the stipulated amount in favor of goods to be supplied(Supposedly) by you.

After the agreement between you and I has been submitted to my bankers, I will file for bankruptcy while the agreement still stands with my bankers. This way,I will be able to leave the U.K back to my Country without having to pay so much taxes on the funds remaining and I will not be loosing much money at the same time. You must understand that I personally have something in it for myself because what I declare to the company in Dubai, is what will be stated and accepted.

If you are willing to assist, please respond to this message and bear in mind that your confidentiality is required because if this arrangement fails, I will probably loose everything I own in the U.K For your assistance we will have a percentage share. This will be discussed as soon as I get a response from you.
Feel free to reach me on my confidential email address;

I will be awaiting your response anxiously.

Thank you in view of your anticipated urgent cooperation.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Aishat Masoodul Asif


Book Reviewer
Sigh, another UN one, but they have increased the money on offer, ooh maybe I should trust this Rev bloke......

United Nations Headquarters,
New York, NY 10017 , USA


We were authorized by the newly appointed United Nation Secretary General, and the Governing body of the United Nations Debt Reconciliation Unit, to investigate the unnecessary delay on your payment, recommended and approved in your favor. During the course of our investigation, we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank and Government regulatory organs in Nigeria who are trying to divert your funds into their private accounts.
This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the UNITED NATIONS in HSBC To pay 50 victims from your country who has being Victims of Internet scam .The United Nations has decided to pay you $2,500,000 USD (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount, get back to this office as soon as possible for the immediate payment of your $2,500,000 USD compensation funds. We have been having a meeting for the past Seven months which ended Three days ago with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

This email is to 50 selected people that have been scammed or extorted money from because of your contract payment execution in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of $2.5 MILLON USD This includes every foreign contractors that may have not yet received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems or irregularities etc. We found your email in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed by the United Nations Board of Directors and Trustees from the WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME.

We sent you series of emails in this regards but you did not respond back to us; However, in the course of our routine securitization into our Dispatch Alert, we discovered that the document of your fund is intact and very much available, note that United Nations Board of Director have sign your ATM CARD in the favor of your name and hand it over to REV. MARK WILLIAMS Chief Protocol Officer, Dispatch Unit to fill it, you have to contact REV. MARK WILLIAMS in charge of your ATM CARD, as he is our UNITED NATIONS representative in UNITED STATE and AFRICA region, contact him immediately for your ATM CARD VALUE SUM OF $2.5.MILLION USD, This funds are in a ATM CARD for security purpose. He will send it to you and you can clear it in any ATM Machine of your choice.

Contact information:

Chief Protocol Officer,Dispatch Unit .
Email: (
DirecTelephone line:t +234-816-271-9563

As soon as you establish a contact with him, ensure that you provide your present address as below to the contact in other for the Officer to effect the change and Re-direct the parcel to your home address.


We expect your urgent attention to this email to enable us monitor this payment effectively.

Yours Faithfully,

Secretary-General United Nation
United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon

I mean Ban Ki Moon has signed it, it must be pukka!!!!

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