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A white convert to Islam wanting his share of the perfumed virgins and sherbert? Naaaaaah surely not, that sort of thing can never happen , I think we should stick to just searching coffee-coloured males.


Well Australia was originally a colony of criminals, stands to reason that they still are.

Seriously though, what a cnut
can you tell who it is yet??

Visions of larger swilling, Monty Python AQ Bruces immediately spring to mind.

I hear that "Sheila" has been treated in accordance with sharia law for the past 300 years, so there is probably a strong islamist undercurrent in place already.

are we sure the video was not made in Fulwood barracks??

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