New Probation Officer Required

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Mar 7, 2006.

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  1. Since the demise of The Lord Flash, I have been bereft of a probation officer.

    This all goes back to about 3 years ago, when I was banned from the site for reasons that are known only to his Lordship. He offered then to be my probation officer and has looked after me (in his own special way) since then.

    Now he has gone, I need a new probation officer to keep me in check. Volunteers please.
  2. What's the pay like? :lol:

  3. £2.50 and a packet of crisps.
  4. how many threads have you started about yourself over the years?
  5. All dull too
  6. Sorry, I won't get out of bed in the morning for less than 3 Jaffa Cakes.

  7. Here we go again. What is the fecking point of you, love? I mean, what do you actually contribute to the greater good of Arrse. And what the rubbery bollocks is all this Survivor of 64 party all about. Tits on the proverbial poisson. Get a grip and get a life you sad bitch.