New Political Party Fawned on ARRSE ...NOW

#1
.cSnorin suggested that a political party could be formed without the normal anti this and that overtones.
The party will in the first instance be concerned with Britain and British people.
I suppose the first thing we should define is what is Britain or what makes us Britains.
This is a new party so we will need help in making it happen and the legal terminology etc. I hope that the word Britian can sometimes be used without causing offence to the rest of the world.
Please do not harp on about us being the R word or that stuff. Very boring and yawn.

As I said before Snorin suggested this and Pigdog supported me in making the contact email which is.

removed @gmail.com


Nice try - No Cigar...
 
#3
Blabla, bla bla bla, name rather suits you, you think?

Just to remind you , Doofus, this is a military website and at least one of us (guess who?) thinks you're a cnut.

Bore off and join another site.
 
#5
jarrod248 said:
blabla100 said:
Yes, Arrse will censor if pocket hit or police don't like.
This is for Britains want to do something to help ourselves. Go home.
You can't even make a sentence you thick cnut.
I suspect he may have learnt English in the darker regions of Sierra Leone.
Can I be El Presidente of this new political party?
 
#6
Full kudos to Snorin for supporting you in the creation of a webmail account, I feel with such heavyweight resources and contacts at your disposal it is only a matter of time before this as-yet un-named fledgling political party pulls in the big votes. Realistically though, it'll be a few general elections down the line before you can challenge to even be the main opposition party, but I feel the potential is there and if you can carry on the momentum and good work so far put in in the creation of a webmail account, who knows? Maybe by 2015 we'll have ousted the Tories or Labour from their comfortable chairs in the Commons.
I'll throw my resources behind you, if you ever need a hotmail or yahoo account created, I'm your man.

BRITAINS (sic) UNITE!!!!!!
 
#7
jagman said:
jarrod248 said:
blabla100 said:
Yes, Arrse will censor if pocket hit or police don't like.
This is for Britains want to do something to help ourselves. Go home.
You can't even make a sentence you thick cnut.
I suspect he may have learnt English in the darker regions of Sierra Leone.
Can I be El Presidente of this new political party?
Bagsy the Treasurer job.
 
#8
As I said before. I hoped this will help the British who want a future without the R word. Anyone else stay on other forums or expect to be ignored. Spelling mistakes sorry.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
'Can I be El Presidente of this new political party?'

''VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!''

sorry - with my avatar it had to be done... :)
 
#10
skintboymike said:
jagman said:
jarrod248 said:
blabla100 said:
Yes, Arrse will censor if pocket hit or police don't like.
This is for Britains want to do something to help ourselves. Go home.
You can't even make a sentence you thick cnut.
I suspect he may have learnt English in the darker regions of Sierra Leone.
Can I be El Presidente of this new political party?
Bagsy the Treasurer job.
Well I'm the Secretary for Webmail Creation.
 
#11
blabla100 said:
As I said before. I hoped this will help the British who want a future without the R word. Anyone else stay on other forums or expect to be ignored. Spelling mistakes sorry.
Cool, just one thing though, no blacks, eh?
 
#12
blabla100 said:
As I said before. I hoped this will help the British who want a future without the R word. Anyone else stay on other forums or expect to be ignored. Spelling mistakes sorry.
And just who the fcuk are you, Doofus? Someone trash this fool's post please? It can't string a sentence together and appears to have some sort of condition. Perhaps some light humouring?.... pity to slate the afflicted eh?
 
#13
It's amazing how the members who're most enthusiastic about this party seem to have joined roughly about the same time and miraculously have found like-minded types amongst the also newly joined. Almost as if it was a thinly disguised attempt to make it look like a grass-roots movement.

Can I be the corrupt sexual deviant who dies in an embarassing fetish-gone-wrong scenario?
 
#14
smartascarrots said:
It's amazing how the members who're most enthusiastic about this party seem to have joined roughly about the same time and miraculously have found like-minded types amongst the also newly joined. Almost as if it was a thinly disguised attempt to make it look like a grass-roots movement.

Can I be the corrupt sexual deviant who dies in an embarassing fetish-gone-wrong scenario?
Deviant....now that's the phrase I was missing. Nice one, 'carrots. :lol:
 
#15
maguire said:
'Can I be El Presidente of this new political party?'

''VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!!!''

sorry - with my avatar it had to be done... :)
Sorry but you will have to be the Leader of the Secret Police.

Mike was El Presidente.
 
#16
blabla100 said:
.cSnorin suggested that a political party could be formed without the normal anti this and that overtones.
The party will in the first instance be concerned with Britain and British people.
I suppose the first thing we should define is what is Britain or what makes us Britains.
This is a new party so we will need help in making it happen and the legal terminology etc. I hope that the word Britian can sometimes be used without causing offence to the rest of the world.
Please do not harp on about us being the R word or that stuff. Very boring and yawn.

As I said before Snorin suggested this and Pigdog supported me in making the contact email which is.

removed @gmail.com
You arrsehole.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
er, I know... I was quoting Jagman. hence the quotation marks around 'can I be el presidente of this new political party?'

I'm not going too fast for you am I?? ;)
 
#18
Now that I've been unanimously voted in as treasurer, what's my balloon and ice cream budget? Also, can I have one of those red suitcases? I reckon they're ace for hiding sweets in, you know.
 
#19
jarrod248 said:
jagman said:
jarrod248 said:
blabla100 said:
Yes, Arrse will censor if pocket hit or police don't like.
This is for Britains want to do something to help ourselves. Go home.
You can't even make a sentence you thick cnut.
I suspect he may have learnt English in the darker regions of Sierra Leone.
Can I be El Presidente of this new political party?
No you can't be El Presidente, you'd be late for your tea.
I am willing to forgoe my tea occasionally if it means I get to be El Presidente.
I've never really been very important you see and being the head honcho would make a nice change.
How about if I promise to remove the tax on beer and issue free doner kebabs to all voters?
I will even make a manifesto promise to make petrol free to the public.
See? I'm just as credible as Gordon Brown now :D
 
#20
skintboymike said:
Now that I've been unanimously voted in as treasurer, what's my balloon and ice cream budget? Also, can I have one of those red suitcases? I reckon they're ace for hiding sweets in, you know.
Will £100 billion do for that budget?
We can cancel the NHS budget for the next year topay for it, or perhaps a new tax? On potatoes or something?
 

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