New political ideas for 2008

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  1. Scary Terrorists
    Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.

    Terror Passport
    Separate Passports for Terrorists: Terrorists should be required (by virtue of law) to apply for separate passports in which they give there full contact details, number of explosives, and time (as well as location) of any plot. This would save time and money in gathering intelligence, and could also help identify the intended ambition(s) behind any atrocity(s)

    Obeescity in Kids
    If you want your kids to be less fat...feed em less (do we need to make a policy of this?....its common sense)

    Bright Skoolkids
    Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

    Women's football
    To get more men to watch women's football all players should have to swap shirts at the end of games (or better still, every time they kick the ball?)

    An Englishman's home is his Chateaux
    It is proposed that everyone in England should buy one hundred square meters (or be subsidized to do so) of France.
    The English would then own France, saving a lot of arguments, and winning us another UN veto...
    After owning France, It is proposed that we should rent it back to the French
    Then we should start on Germany.
  2. New political ideas? Honesty, integrity, reliability and modesty in personal ambition.

    Well, they've never been tried before. Worth a shot.
    couldn't put it better myself
  4. An Englishman's home is his Chateaux
    After owning France, we should rent it to the GERMANS. Much funnier and they've always wanted it.
  5. People have to serve to gain the vote.
  6. Good luck on that. Seems integrity paired with politics is an oxymoron. Though I have to say, living in the US these past few years, some of the local ones are not bad. Of course, may be because they know we know where they live.