This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
Fook. Why should I look at this? I've collected 9 points since 1997 through speeding! Worse offence, caught doing 126mph on the M6. 'Yes Sir, no Sir', and the copper did me at 96mph (100mph+, and it would have been 'good bye licence') so I kissed his boots. When one has driven around ze German autobahns, coming home to blighty and trying to stick to 70mph is like me trying not to stare at my next door neighbours 15 year old daughter sun bathing in the back garden !! I really think that todays modern cars with the advanced braking, power steering amd excellent safety features, 70mph is an outdated speed limit. Sez the millions of drivers who break this limit every week.
I got home one fine day last year to find three large envelopes on the mat. yup 9 points in one session. The sad part is it was the same camera, same time, same speed but on three consequetive days! Who says the army breeds blokes driven to routine ;o)
Speeding is for hetro tigers.
Anyway, if I get booked again, I'm going to give that rug wearing knobber Bruce Forsythe a good shoeing, because the bell-end kept saying that "Points make prizes!" My ARRSE you big chinned stuttering git! Points make bans! I tell thee!