Okay now that your in the NAAFI your fair game (you poor critter).
They will have you nakkid and buttfcuked by Saturday night.
My advice to you would be:
1. Do NOT bend over, anal is the initiation
2. Do NOT accept ANY drinks they will contain Rohypnol
3. Do NOT let fingers touch your mouth, (I've read the posts and know where the fingers have been)
4. DO NOT believe anything MDN, Flashy or anyone that starts a sentence with hello cnuts says, EVER.
5. DO NOT believe ALL the ARRSE maidens post nakkid pics, I refer you to 4
6. DO NOT allow them to know you are offended EVER, its like waving a red flag at a bull.
7. Always say you swallow
8. Admit to having fantasies about 3 way lesbian sex with an audience of at least 20 masterbating Squaddies.
9. Never admit to having NO Mil acronyms knowledge, just agree to everything
10. Never EVER admit they made you cry (I refer to number 4)
But most of all enjoy!
P.S I'm nice ALL the time and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Frilly, are you Barking or what?
You have gone off on others several times. We have exchanged "notes" too. Then I hoped I was wrong. However I ask as :-
Are you married or Divorced, as you have made BOTH claims in the last month
Which Mod are you realted to, as you claimed?
You claim others are Trolls
(yeah I stalk you and I am a well known Codename double!)
so I call YOU out for what you seem to be on the Balance of the Evidence