New Pakistani Cricket Coach

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  1. Pakistan have unveiled Gladstone Small as their new coach, when asked why by the media, the Pakistan cricket board replied ''Lets see if anyone can strangle that fcuker!''
  2. Bit of a dead end job isn't it?
  3. I heard they were giving up Cricket and taking up bobsleighing
  4. Percy_Pigeon

    Percy_Pigeon War Hero Book Reviewer

    O dear o dear

  5. When did they give him the heads up?
  6. The only team to come back from the cricket World Cup with The Ashes.
  7. he will be fine, ss long as he doesn't get too necky - I bet!
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You are stretching it a bit there Outstanding.
  9. Apparantly he's not a choker like the last one...Hello, directory enquiries? I'd like a taxi please.
  10. KINGSTON, Jamaica

    Breaking News........

    In what may be a major breakthrough, Jamaican police investigating the
    murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer at the World Cup have today
    released a picture of a man heard shouting "Woolmer!" whilst beating on
    Woolmer's door.

    Police hope with the release of the photo a member of the public may
    recognise the suspect.

    Attached Files:

  11. I reckon he had an accomplice because someone in the adjoining room to Woolmer heard a barney.
  12. All they heard from the next room was "BAM BAM"
  13. And somebody playing with pebbles.