New Neighbour is a Screamer!

#1
Dear ARRSE

I've recently had young couple move next door to me, really nice people!

On their first day they called by to introduce themselves and said if there was any problems to call round at anytime.... Awwww sweet!

This morning at 0230 I was woken by the sound of what I at first thought was a fight, but as I dragged myself awake I realised it was the opposite!

Mark was being begged by Ang to do her harder, faster and rougher.... In the room that is separated from my hall by a thick 1860's brick wall :( for the next 3 hours!

I tried everything, I put on music, I dug out a pair of ear defenders, I hoovered! But they never stopped! :( they must have known I could hear them if they could hear me! :(

So what do I do?

Do I go round and say 'so great sex life mind NOT sharing it with me?' or do I pop a note through their door signed A Non asking them to buy a ballgag?

Please help!

Beebs :?
 
#2
blessed baby cakes said:
Dear ARRSE

I've recently had young couple move next door to me, really nice people!

On their first day they called by to introduce themselves and said if there was any problems to call round at anytime.... Awwww sweet!

This morning at 0230 I was woken by the sound of what I at first thought was a fight, but as I dragged myself awake I realised it was the opposite!

Mark was being begged by Ang to do her harder, faster and rougher.... In the room that is separated from my hall by a thick 1860's brick wall ( for the next 3 hours!

I tried everything, I put on music, I dug out a pair of ear defenders, I hoovered! But they never stopped! ( they must have known I could hear them if they could hear me! (

So what do I do?

Do I go round and say 'so great sex life mind NOT sharing it with me?' or do I pop a note through their door signed A Non asking them to buy a ballgag?

Please help!

Beebs ?
How about getting a video recorder and micro fibre optic cable then selling the results on E Bay? That should both stop them and make you a few quid on the side.
 
#4
Beebs......tape recording of a baby crying (until the newbie arrives), play it really feckin loud when they start and they will think twice. Fantastic form of passive contraception!.
 
#5
Just wait for the new sprog to arrive & it's screaming will remind them that you can hear everything!

Job done!
 
#8
Or, invite us all round (again) for a night out & we'll all have a good giggle!
 
#10
blessed baby cakes said:
Mark was being begged by Ang to do her harder, faster and rougher.... In the room that is separated from my hall by a thick 1860's brick wall :( for the next 3 hours!
As with the drill/ fibre-optic idea, but invite the lads around for the premiere. After a few jars one will undoubtedly feel compelled to enter dogging mode and loudly shout "Go on Mark! Harder! Faster!"

It wasn't you that they heard. No harm done.
 
#12
Alternativley, you could drill a hole in the wall & think of it as a free show! Then charge all the guys on here to cum see!!
 
#16
I'm seriously thinking of setting up the Tv and video in the corner of the room, putting on a porn movie on auto rewind and play and booking into a hotel for the night!

Exactly how much would you all be willing to pay f there was a floorshow on offer at Beebs place, not involving me, of course, RSCPA would be involved!

Beebs :?
 
#17
Beebs, you've been heavy with child for months. You're bloated and distended, with a complexion by Texaco and hair by the Osbournes.

In the same way that starving men see steak and those in the desert see lakes, middle-aged women gagging for it hear their neighbours. 8)
 
#18
Just take the opportunty to "knock one out" while their on the job, it seems a shame to waste it...
 
#20
Awol said:
Beebs, you've been heavy with child for months. You're bloated and distended, with a complexion by Texaco and hair by the Osbournes.

In the same way that starving men see steak and those in the desert see lakes, middle-aged women gagging for it hear their neighbours. 8)
I'm pregnant Awol not dead! Why do you think I'm 'gagging for it' and not getting plenty of it? :D

Beebs ;)
 

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