New names for drugs

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In pharmacology all drugs have two names, ie. a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade nme of Tylenol has the generic name of
acetaminophen. Aleve is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The BMA have been looking for a generic name for Viagra and after much careful consideration, a team of top government experts recently announced that it had settled for the generic name Mycoxafloppin. Also under consideration were the names
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and Ibinpokin.
The Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and is to be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage, suitable for use as a mixer . It will then be possible for a man to 'pour himself a stiff one'
Obviously it will not be possible to call this a soft drink and it will give new meaning to the phrases....'cocktails'....'highballs' and the good old fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi have said that they plan to market this new concoction by the name of 'Mount & Do'
Taking in mind all that is written above, think about these few facts........There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there is likely to be a very large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
 
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