New motto for Cornwall

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  1. "One and All" has been replaced with "**** you...Peasants"

    Cornwall County councillors award themselves 20% increase...not a windup either...unfuckinbelievable arrogance.
  2. Another area of the UK that needs towing out into the Atlantic and sinking!
  3. OI'm orrite Janner?
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  4. Not bad... but janners is frum debn biy.
  5. Janners / pointyheads... I shit 'em. If you are ever behind a car with a Kernow flag sticker you can be rest assured they will cause you some form of outrage due to fuckwittery whilst they are in your way.
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  6. bit harsh from jolly jack...on the subject of fuckwittery, were they responsible for HMS Brazen, HMS Grafton, HMS Nottingham, and HMS Astute as well??
    Just asking like.
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  7. I thought it was "Geroff my lannd"

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Where's Cornwall?

  9. "…You go to where the men speak wurzel... and then continue until they speak something else.
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  10. That's ******* Somerset you daft twat.

    Don't u no nuffin.
  11. Walk south west untill you reach the lands where people walk with webbed feet

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    I see - it's one of those reservations those far-sighted Anglo-Saxons set up so the Celts could decline in peace. Much obliged.
  13. I thought that was East Anglia - where they've also got 6 toes and all look like each other.
  14. No doubt these councillors will be emmit greedy bastard immigrants from London. I will put 2 shillings of tin towards petrol to fire the outrage bus up me ansome. Proper Job
  15. I was paraphrasing Balian's Dad from Kingdom of Heaven, but he was talking about how to get to the Middle East to find the heathens… same sort of principle ;P