New MLAAAAAAAAAAR Regt

#1
I have just been awarded £100K research grant as part of my PhD by the MoD to do a longditudanal study of forming a Window Lickers Regt that would be 100% manned by mongs. Obviously they would not need pay so we remove the AGC pay clerks out of the equation but I trying to define a dedicated role and some trades that we could promote thru' the AFCO's. I need to put firm costings together along with non mong tradesmen that would be embedded with this new Regts ORBAT to make it a self contained expeditionary unit. I want to have a couple of chefs to make ice cream and an RAMC Medic but need a helping to define a role and firm up the size and capabilities as well as to get a name for the new Regt. Any help would be appreciated !
 
#2
How about a Driver Regt or would that be too complicated for mongs.
 
#5
Your going to need lifeguards, a Regt of drooling mongs is going to create massive pools slobber!

I do however know several officers who could indeed fill both rolls as non mong troop cmd's and stand in mongs when they get tight.
 
#6
And an Interpreter and they will only march in pairs holding hands
 
#8
Might have to make it a Regimental policy of no head dress will be hard pulling a beret over their huge foreheads too
 
#9
The Jerasulem Highlanders. Don't know why, just like the sound of it. They could wear the O'Flahertty tartan-black and white.
 
#10
Mine clearance.... ? The flailing arms and legs as they run are reminiscent of the drum and chain assembly fitted to tanks! The expense of losing a uniform would be offset by the savings made on both ice cream consumption and extra laundering required to remove drool/ice cream stains :wink:
 
#11
BronzeWhaler said:
The Jerasulem Highlanders. Don't know why, just like the sound of it. They could wear the O'Flahertty tartan-black and white.
I like the name but tartan........as in kilts? There i have an issue, although the sight of 200 window licking giant headed grinners marching in skirts flashing there clinker riden balls at the enemy.......jesus i'm scared just typing this.

And they could put there colostomy bags in there sporons!
 
#12
hallveg said:
BronzeWhaler said:
The Jerasulem Highlanders. Don't know why, just like the sound of it. They could wear the O'Flahertty tartan-black and white.
I like the name but tartan........as in kilts? There i have an issue, although the sight of 200 window licking giant headed grinners marching in skirts flashing there clinker riden balls at the enemy.......jesus i'm scared just typing this.

And they could put there colostomy bags in there sporons!
I know. Wrong in so many ways...yet....strangely fascinating.
 
#13
.Dolly said:
Mine clearance.... ? The flailing arms and legs as they run are reminiscent of the drum and chain assembly fitted to tanks! The expense of losing a uniform would be offset by the savings made on both ice cream consumption and extra laundering required to remove drool/ice cream stains :wink:
There's a job for Abacnut then.
 
#15
dan_man said:
Mine clearene or self mobile MLRS ammo from the other thread.
Steady Dan man - you don't want to overtax your obvious store of originality... :twisted:

The badge in this regiment would be truly fearsome. Perhaps he would be not merely monged up but equipped with Tourette's Disease in order to get his message across to 400 ESN mongsketeers?
 
#16
Cuddles said:
dan_man said:
Mine clearene or self mobile MLRS ammo from the other thread.
Steady Dan man - you don't want to overtax your obvious store of originality... :twisted:

The badge in this regiment would be truly fearsome. Perhaps he would be not merely monged up but equipped with Tourette's Disease in order to get his message across to 400 ESN mongsketeers?
Taking you a stage further in your F**k S**t W**K Foot drill Classic
 
#17
Only one role should be considered for mongage: Div Recce. Rig up CVR(T) with a winky pot, stick Greensleeves on the tannoy & bells, and have all call signs prefixed with "Mr Whippy", and the Mlaarncers will most likely be well into the OPFOR rear areas before you can say "Ninety nine". And definitely well before the mongs can say it.
 
#18
Could they be taken to Windsor and Buck House each day in Variety Sunshine Club minibuses and be used for Public Duties. Tourists would feed them the ice cream. They would be amongst millions of other mongs on day trips.
 
#19
i still think that the 'Burberry Battalion' (1st chav suicide chargers) should recieve the funding first.
 
#20
DrStealth said:
i still think that the 'Burberry Battalion' (1st chav suicide chargers) should recieve the funding first.
Otherwise known as "Aldi's Own"?

Could we role them as a SAXON Bn, the Bedford in a tin would certainly be improved by dropping the suspension, a lick of heat change paint, and huge speakers in the back...
 

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