New medical tool unveiled!

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by Proximo, Oct 12, 2006.

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  1. Yes folks - long courses can now be dispensed with!

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  2. By the name of the topic I thought we were going to talk about the ODP trade. There no shortage of tools there.
     
  3. Read the MCM manning figures, i think you'll find there is. Tw@
     
  4. No, they are just looking to recruit more. Its a rare breed and difficult to find
     
  5. Sour grapes, bitterness toward the ODP trade, you're a wannabe. in the next life study harder at school and you could be an ODP too ha ha ha. XX
     
  6. Theres very few ODP's who earn anything like I do. Im giving you my fair assesment fo meeting plenty over 20 odd years service. Additionally having an basic understanding of the role they play.
     
  7. Like you say, basic understanding. So keep you limited opinion, that is based on out dated fact and practice to yourself. It's not all about the money.
     
  8. We could all do favours for Saliors to earn a pretty penny!
     
  9. The Doctor Ball looks innovative and should prove useful. You can't catch MRSA from it, it won't leave you on a hospital trolley in the corridor for a couple of days, it certainly won't leave you festering in your own excrement. The chances of it subscribing the correct/incorrect medication are about the same, it will be easier to understand than the influx of nurses from Sierra Leone (if you can find one on the ward) and it can't feed you any less life preserving food than the the aforesaid nurses.

    I'm all for it and you could get one in your Christmas stocking.
     

  10. And I thought it was just a fecking ugly Pompey slapper...........bloody hell Smithy, shave your legs next time eehhhhhh......I got a rash the last time :wink:
     
  11. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Its like a medical decsion maker, something an ODP will never need, unless it decides which mop to use.
     
  12. As opposed to which tent peg or paint brush
     
  13. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Obviously!