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Fat stinking mates reflection in the mirror

Absolutely fcuking priceless :lol:

edited to add it's thumbnail click image to see
Christ.... have you seen the size of the lass in the mirror's arms?! she would tear it off should you request a "handjob", id be wary of a blowjob too as she looks like she quaff it like it was a cornish pasty

The lass in the pic has some right "battleship rivets" on her, do u reckon it was cold in the nightclub toilets??

i bet there was some "bezzering" going on that night with blokes that met them two........

"ill be your wing man mate...... no worries mate, ill shag the fat one if needs be"

"needs must as the devil drives mate, beggars cant be choosers, lets see which one of us they like"

when the pert breasted ones bloke appears "negative Ghost-Rider, the pattern is full...."

off wander drunken squaddie bums to the next "victims"..... i mean, layydees :D

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