NEW MALE RAPE DRUG

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  1. Police warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females to target Unsuspecting men use a new date rape drug on the market called “beer”. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large “kegs”.
    Female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them use “Beer”. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of “beer” and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several “beers” men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking “beer” men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings in a familiar scam known as a “relationship.” It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage”
    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after “beer” is administered and the predatory female offers sex.
    PLEASE! Forward this warning to every male you know. However. If you fall victim to this insidious “beer” and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details or your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up
    “Golf Courses” in the yellow pages.
     
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  3. That is apparently one of the side affects of this beer stuff as well.
     
  4. Another timelord!!

    Next time you pop to the Nineties looking for shite jokes would you mind popping round my house to tell me that the curtains haircut and waistcoat make me look a cunt?

    When you appear, do that Quantum Leap "oh boy" thing.

    Cheers
     
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