New Legionnaire

Back in time when anyone on the run or wanting to disappear could join the Foreign Legion, a young guy joined and was sent to a remote outpost in Algeria. After he'd been there for three weeks, he asked one of his comrades what they did for sex.

"Every time ze moon, she is full, zair is a very large herd of ze wild camel that come past ze fort and anyons needing ze shag gets himself ze cow camel for ze night." came the reply. And. "you are very lucky, zey are due tomorrow night."

Sure enough, the next night saw a massed herd of camels heading to go right past the fort. When they got to about a hundred yards off, dozens of legionnaires charged out of the fort, pushing and shoving each other to get to the camels first.

The new guy shouts to one. "Whats the f****n' rush?, there's stacks of them."

The frantic legionnaire shouts back.
"Hurree, you would not want an urrgly one, would you."

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