I, for one, find the word 'brothel' both impersonal and vaguely seedy.
What's wrong with the altogether more jocular 'knocking shop'?
Surely legalising prossy-ma-tution takes all the fun out of it. Why would you want to bang a brass in a tastefully decorated domestic residence, when for the same money, you could be fellated next to the wheelie bins behind an indian restaurant, being watched by cats and tramps?
It's the same as porn being less fun if your wife doesn't mind you watching it.
Confining it to two workers is a bit unfair as well. Gone are the days when you could sit there, lording it with a massive cee-gar before making your choice from a variety of ethnic origins and arrse sizes. Now it'll have just be eeny-meeny-miny-mo.
My entrepreneurial head is working over-time. I have yet to fully cost my business plan but I am seeking investors in a new construction company hoping to corner the market in inner-city two bedroom apartment blocks around the UK.
I have a few sketches of the proposed buildings (in crayon) which will incorporate a large atrium with catwalks and a proposal for a front desk (concierge in the more upmarket areas) manned by a rent-a-squaddie (always thinking of the boys) and a ropey old tart (read NAAFI manageress/Madam) on the phone. I was also thinking of adding communal swimming pools and jacuzziâs, space permitting.
I am also seeking interior decorators with a âred satin and mirrored ceilingâ bent.
Obviously a 10% Discount on production of MoD 90 will apply.
Jump on now for guaranteed success. Planning permission is already in for premises in Colchester and Aldershot. Any suggestions for where to target next? And I don't have a company name yet, Corrimech Towers maybe?