New Law to ban farting in public in Malawi

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Now that homosexuality is frowned upon in Malawi, perhaps it will be possible for those that bat for the other side to claim as a defence "Your Honour,I was merely preventing the awful crime of flatulence by emergency insertion of an available appendage".
 
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"We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues. It would make sense if they talked about defecating and urinating anyhow but not farting. This will not work. We will keep on farting."
Clearly a sensitive issue - is Malawi on the brink of explosion?
 
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björn;3615285 said:
"We all fart in public and it will be difficult to tell who has done it. Some do it silently. It some cases it is like teargas which goes like shhhh! Our legislators need to concentrate on discussing development projects. They should not waste our time and money on childish issues. It would make sense if they talked about defecating and urinating anyhow but not farting. This will not work. We will keep on farting."
Clearly a sensitive issue - is Malawi on the brink of explosion?
You cnut :lol: coffee came out of my nose, and I am having to wipe up the front desk now before someone comes in
 

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