New Labour party - symbol

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by TheOleFice, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Just in - after the result of the Crewe and Nantwich by-election it has been decided that Labour will be changing their party symbol from a red rose to a condom;

    The thinking is that this more accurately reflects the government`s political stance.

    A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security whilst you are actually being screwed.....
  2. I'm going to build a time machine and give some to your father.
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  3. NSP

    NSP LE

    Holy thread necromancy, Batman!!

    I remember the limited edition "Saddam" condom - produced especially for pricks that wouldn't withdraw.
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  4. Still working on the Calibrations.
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  5. So where does the 'ribbed to give more pleasure' come into all this?