New Labour Logo

New labour has decided to replace old new labour logo, a red rose, with one that best reflects their policies, this statement issued to the press today.

'We have decided to replace the red rose with a condom, we believe it more accurately reflects our policies. This is because a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you the public a sense of security whilst you are being stuffed'

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