New King Of The Walts Contender

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Spanny, Sep 10, 2010.

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  1. But where is his uniform and fake medals?
    Lying on a CV as a throw-away is one thing, carrying those lies into your personal life would be true waltism.
     
  2. Ah! You beat me to it!
    It certainly made me more alert listening to the moring news on the radio alarm clock - laughed so loud I woke the wife up!!! :)
     
  3. You've got a long way to go to beat the Barron
     
  4. I can't believe this thread wasn't called 'Walting Matilda'

    Hat, coat, taxi to Wapping please driver..
     
  5. You Sir, win 30 Internets.
     
  6. Apparently he developed a cost effective assassination coin. His bob slayer.
     
  7. And modified an obsolete brand of British motorbike for midgets. His James Short.
     
  8. And once worked as an usher for a European Catholic nations marriage bureau running the Pole/Irish miss aisle.

    I know ......