New Kelly Brook Pics - NSFW

Although she would get the best 10 seconds of my life, somewhere she pisses off some guy.
 
Can't stand her, so I never would even if I could.
 

JoeCivvie

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CI - thank you!

It's not only her tits which are slipping . . The career must be too. She spent years avoiding just going topless, now she's showing full clunge shots.

I'd drink from that minge until either I died from hyponatremia or she does from de-hydration!
I had to look that up.

Not interested! She trims the quim! If she had a muff like a fire side rug she would be in with a chance with this fat, old, balding, un-fashionable, goatee bearded slob.......................
I'm a fan of the bushy muff too (I think it's an age thing - in my formative years porn and real women all featured untrimmed minges) but I would definitely make an exception for Ms. Brook.
 
What's with the NSFW (Not Suitable for wanking) I thought they were ok
 

morsk

LE
I'd bang her like a door in a storm

EDIT:fuck it lets be honest for once at best I'd give her several seconds on crap sex and leave her unsatisfied, at worst I'd spaff my pants and cry for an hour
Any more than Two minutes is showing off. Id swim thru Cider with my mouth closed just to lick her armpits.
 
liking it, she has, as I suspected a large donner with all the trimmings

Would I, I'd probably do her mum!!
 
So in the balance it we would appear that we are agreed that Thom Evans is generally quite a lucky laddie?
 
Just goes to show what a stupid twat Danny Cipriani is for chucking that!
 
go on the Mudway lassie, you can take the girl out of the Medway .....
 
Yeah, she wouldn't get it even if she begged.
Stacker you are just being too choosy or going the Jarrod way. No really I do understand irony.

She could buy me a drink, have a nice chat, then I would invite her back to mine for a coffee and perhaps end the evening with a peck on the cheek as I am a refined gentleman and nothing like your average squaddie.

OK I lie she would get it in every hole whether she wanted to or not. The best or the worst 30 seconds of her life me thinks









(not)
 

FrankIG

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