New job vacancy: Top Hamas military commander in Gaza

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Radiance, Nov 14, 2012.

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  1. Just opened up. The incumbent Ahmed Said Khalil al-Jabari retired under sudden circumstances.

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  2. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, but the retirement package includes 72 virgins. And you don't have to stay in the job long to qualify.

  3. A job to die for.
  4. Do you reckon its worth sending in Martin McGuinness' CV?
  5. I will take it if I can live in a bunker then retire after 3 months with 450 K severance pay, oh no that's the BBC sorry got my wires crossed.
  6. I wonder if McBroon would like the job...he would then be in a position to chuck a few spanners into St Tony's peacemaking...surely he couldn't resist that temptation. He would also have a better job title, he would be "leader" and Tony just "envoy".
  7. "The organisation is a specialist in the field of indiscriminate rocket fire into civilian targets."

    Are we talking about Hamas or the Israeli Air Force ? I know which organisation has killed more civilians.
  8. neither has offed as many as AQ or terry though, coalition forces managed quite a few as well if we are having a pissing contest.
    It has been a feature of conflicts over the past 100 years that the ratio of civilian casualties to combatant has swung decidedly towards civilian.

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Prospects are shit but the benefits are out of this world.
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  10. Company car is shit though

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  11. They should have kept to the old mercedes...

    could carry a suicide team with ease least one terry waite or a keenan and mccarthy combo in the boot and of course bombproof reliability !

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