New & Interesting Ways To Deal With Gary Glitter......

Waht methods would you use to inflict the pain and suffering on Gary Glitter that he deserves

  • Some pipe hittin' Nigga's with a blow torch and pliers?

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  • A Box of Stanley Blades and a few IVs to prolong his pain?

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  • Bottle of Meths and a lighter?

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  • Baseball Bat until you were so tired you couldn't lift it again?

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  • All of the above plus a few cheeky ones of your chice shown below?....

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#1
I've been sat on my sofa for most of the evening working on my laptop while I was watching the footyand then later Sky News in the background. I was watching the news when I was confronted by the smirking face of the most publicised kiddy fiddler on earth that's alive today.

Firstly, I cannot understand why the news corporations give this cnut a second of their time.

Secondly, I'm trying to work out why anyone in the media is interested in his world tour without music (3rd country in less than 24 hours, even U2 don't get around that quickly and with such a big crowd watching).

Thirdly, Although I am more than happy for this tw@t to never return to our already tarnished isle I am curious to find out, what would you do to inflict pain and suffering on him if you had 2 minutes in a locked room with him and a choice of weapons?..........

Roll up, Roll up. Come on ladies and gentlmen, do your bit for a decent society....... :twisted:

edited to add (this is about Gary Glitter by the way and not Gordon Broon). :x :x

Damn my alcohol addled eyes and my lazy teachers for failing me in my efforts to learn how to spell.
 
#2
Well, I seem to recall reading that, in the 1960s, the Richardsons (in South London) developed (or adapted) a technique involving an old fashioned hand-cranked field telephone.
Try coupling this with the heavy duty clip from a set of jump leads on his bell-end and the other cable attached to an anal probe (said probe applied using a mallet).
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
I personally would favour wrapping some barbed wire around a baseball bat before proceeding to give him a serious (dry of course) anal intrusion with said device. See how he likes it after all the foul acts he has been up to in Vietnam. After said reaming, I would pour a large measure of anti free into the seeping rusty hole, and follow it up there with a good session with a blow torch. Before toasting some marshmallows on the resulting conflagration, and singing some nice camp fire songs.

I appreciate its quite tame, but I've not had sufficient time to plot a more painful and prolonged torture :D

EDIT - It seems we are singing off the same song sheet here.
 
#5
I think the same effect could be gained by using 240v and a couple of well placed croc clips.

I was thinking along the lines of a vehicle cigarette lighter being used his face and genitals until he passed out and then was constantly revived by various medical methods myself. :twisted:

I don't understand why the government want to hit him with a travel ban so he can't leave the country as soon as he gets here. Why the fvck should we have him back here in the first place?
 
#6


Not new, but still appropriate. The victim was alive when the photo was taken, BTW.
 
#7
I would have thought there are enough underage females around the Far East without having to hack the breasts & legs off adults. :roll:
 
#8
Cut his hands, cock and feet off. Let him try 'fiddling' with those little disabilities. Job done!
 

Alsacien

MIA
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#9
Watched the first half of Hostel II last night until the wife threw up and threatened to leave me.

Plenty of ideas there I'm sure.

Got to be the most gruesome film I have seen. I find it morbidly curious to see how far a film can go, but anyone who finds it entertaining needs help.
 
#11
All the above are too quick and require a bit of effort on someone's part.

Alternatively ... the slow one

Choose suitable outdoors location [public park? in sight of school playground?]
Give him a shovel and start him digging ...
Hole about 12" x 18" and about 4' 6" deep ... i.e. up to his armpits.
Stand him in hole, arms outstretched above the surface.
Fill in hole and tamp firmly.
Provide bread and water twice daily, otherwise just leave him there.
Forever ...

Dogs can p1ss on his head as they pass, everyone can have a good giggle, and he just stands there trapped, but fed and watered, until he rots in his own sh1t and p1ss from the bottom up. It could take months.
 
#13
Alternatively just make sure he is extremely closely supervised, seeing as (a) this is not some barbarian Islamic state, the likes of which you are mostly apt to criticise, and (b) he has served his sentence?

Wouldn't want to spoil your torture porn ramblings, but just a thought.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Can I be the first to suggest that he needs to be given meaningful employment?

Why not employ him as a P.I. to find Maddy? A thief to catch a thief, so-to-speak. :twisted:
 
#15
clownbasher said:
Alternatively just make sure he is extremely closely supervised, seeing as (a) this is not some barbarian Islamic state, the likes of which you are mostly apt to criticise, and (b) he has served his sentence?

Wouldn't want to spoil your torture porn ramblings, but just a thought.
Porno ramblings aside, you raise a fair point. Unfortunately, Glitter's desperate attempts to keep his arrse out of the UK raises the reasonable suspicion that a) he has not been rehabilitated after his 3 years in chokey, b) he has absolutely no intention of being rehabilitated or, indeed, closely supervised and c) he wants to be left alone to carry on abusing children. If this is the case, I would have thought that knowing he wasn't in the least bit remorseful about his past activities, human nature, indeed natural justice, would demand that the man be stopped in his tracks. If we can do that in the most amusing way possible, what's the problem?
 
#16
ham-shank said:
clownbasher said:
Alternatively just make sure he is extremely closely supervised, seeing as (a) this is not some barbarian Islamic state, the likes of which you are mostly apt to criticise, and (b) he has served his sentence?

Wouldn't want to spoil your torture porn ramblings, but just a thought.
Porno ramblings aside, you raise a fair point. Unfortunately, Glitter's desperate attempts to keep his arrse out of the UK raises the reasonable suspicion that a) he has not been rehabilitated after his 3 years in chokey, b) he has absolutely no intention of being rehabilitated or, indeed, closely supervised and c) he wants to be left alone to carry on abusing children. If this is the case, I would have thought that knowing he wasn't in the least bit remorseful about his past activities, human nature, indeed natural justice, would demand that the man be stopped in his tracks. If we can do that in the most amusing way possible, what's the problem?[/quote]

That your weird desire to indulge in and share extreme sadistic fantasies on the internet demonstrate unhealthy thought processes/emotions not that far removed from those that inspire Gadd and his ilk?
 
#17
Whilst taking on board the need to retain our own humanity, Paul Gadd should be made to endure a punishment which fits his crime.

He is not repentant and has not been rehabilitated in any way. Frankly, I'd gladly stick him a Mexican agave cactus where only customs officials dare to probe.

As a matter of interest, I conducted a poll at a recent CEOPs meeting, about introducing the death penalty for child abusers. The overwhelming majority (90%) said they would be inclined to acquit, regardless of the quality of the evidence, if the only sentence was death by hanging/lethal injection/gas chamber.

So in between the hand-wringing and moral probity, can we spare a thought for the REAL children out there being subjected to activites that would make Joseph Mengele blench and acknowledge that this site and others like it are the only lawful outlet for the frustrations of those of us who like to see a bit of righteous, vengeful, smite-the-little-f*cker-dead when it's truly deserved. :wink:
 
#18
Watched a film once in which they laid a guy in a shallow grave, shoved a hosepipe down his throat then filled the hole in with quick drying cement and the hose pipe sticking out. Thought that was pretty sick. So a variation could be to leave some red biting ants up his colon so they bite the shit out of him!
 
#19
Dilfor said:
That your weird desire to indulge in and share extreme sadistic fantasies on the internet demonstrate unhealthy thought processes/emotions not that far removed from those that inspire Gadd and his ilk?
Can't fault you on that analysis, except my sadistic fantasies and unhealthy thought processes don't involve defenceless innocents. But then again, this is the NAAFI Bar and aren't unhealthy thought processes part of its attraction? If you wish to become outraged I would suggest you visit the this site, www.nota.co.uk/index.php?id=faqrisk_d, where your views might be welcomed.
 
#20
I express regret for my previously posted suggestion for a perverted, deviant and unwholesome punishment.

I have seen the error of my ways, and wish Mr Gadd to be rehabilitated and re-incorporated into Society at the earliest opportunity.




Like fukc I do, the unrepentant weirdo should at the very least be chemically castrated.
Society can then continue to spit on him ad infinitum.
 

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