New & Interesting Ways To Deal With Gary Glitter......

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  1. Some pipe hittin' Nigga's with a blow torch and pliers?

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  2. A Box of Stanley Blades and a few IVs to prolong his pain?

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  3. Bottle of Meths and a lighter?

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  4. Baseball Bat until you were so tired you couldn't lift it again?

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  5. All of the above plus a few cheeky ones of your chice shown below?....

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  1. I've been sat on my sofa for most of the evening working on my laptop while I was watching the footyand then later Sky News in the background. I was watching the news when I was confronted by the smirking face of the most publicised kiddy fiddler on earth that's alive today.

    Firstly, I cannot understand why the news corporations give this cnut a second of their time.

    Secondly, I'm trying to work out why anyone in the media is interested in his world tour without music (3rd country in less than 24 hours, even U2 don't get around that quickly and with such a big crowd watching).

    Thirdly, Although I am more than happy for this tw@t to never return to our already tarnished isle I am curious to find out, what would you do to inflict pain and suffering on him if you had 2 minutes in a locked room with him and a choice of weapons?..........

    Roll up, Roll up. Come on ladies and gentlmen, do your bit for a decent society....... :twisted:

    edited to add (this is about Gary Glitter by the way and not Gordon Broon). :x :x

    Damn my alcohol addled eyes and my lazy teachers for failing me in my efforts to learn how to spell.
  2. Well, I seem to recall reading that, in the 1960s, the Richardsons (in South London) developed (or adapted) a technique involving an old fashioned hand-cranked field telephone.
    Try coupling this with the heavy duty clip from a set of jump leads on his bell-end and the other cable attached to an anal probe (said probe applied using a mallet).
  3. On the bright side applying high voltage to the colon may give you one hell of an orgasm.....ouch.
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I personally would favour wrapping some barbed wire around a baseball bat before proceeding to give him a serious (dry of course) anal intrusion with said device. See how he likes it after all the foul acts he has been up to in Vietnam. After said reaming, I would pour a large measure of anti free into the seeping rusty hole, and follow it up there with a good session with a blow torch. Before toasting some marshmallows on the resulting conflagration, and singing some nice camp fire songs.

    I appreciate its quite tame, but I've not had sufficient time to plot a more painful and prolonged torture :D

    EDIT - It seems we are singing off the same song sheet here.
  5. I think the same effect could be gained by using 240v and a couple of well placed croc clips.

    I was thinking along the lines of a vehicle cigarette lighter being used his face and genitals until he passed out and then was constantly revived by various medical methods myself. :twisted:

    I don't understand why the government want to hit him with a travel ban so he can't leave the country as soon as he gets here. Why the fvck should we have him back here in the first place?
  6. [​IMG]

    Not new, but still appropriate. The victim was alive when the photo was taken, BTW.
  7. I would have thought there are enough underage females around the Far East without having to hack the breasts & legs off adults. :roll:
  8. Cut his hands, cock and feet off. Let him try 'fiddling' with those little disabilities. Job done!
  9. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Watched the first half of Hostel II last night until the wife threw up and threatened to leave me.

    Plenty of ideas there I'm sure.

    Got to be the most gruesome film I have seen. I find it morbidly curious to see how far a film can go, but anyone who finds it entertaining needs help.
  10. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    All the above are too quick and require a bit of effort on someone's part.

    Alternatively ... the slow one

    Choose suitable outdoors location [public park? in sight of school playground?]
    Give him a shovel and start him digging ...
    Hole about 12" x 18" and about 4' 6" deep ... i.e. up to his armpits.
    Stand him in hole, arms outstretched above the surface.
    Fill in hole and tamp firmly.
    Provide bread and water twice daily, otherwise just leave him there.
    Forever ...

    Dogs can p1ss on his head as they pass, everyone can have a good giggle, and he just stands there trapped, but fed and watered, until he rots in his own sh1t and p1ss from the bottom up. It could take months.
  11. Cheesegrater and rolled in salt, hard work but immensely satisfying when finished
  12. Alternatively just make sure he is extremely closely supervised, seeing as (a) this is not some barbarian Islamic state, the likes of which you are mostly apt to criticise, and (b) he has served his sentence?

    Wouldn't want to spoil your torture porn ramblings, but just a thought.
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Can I be the first to suggest that he needs to be given meaningful employment?

    Why not employ him as a P.I. to find Maddy? A thief to catch a thief, so-to-speak. :twisted:
  14. Porno ramblings aside, you raise a fair point. Unfortunately, Glitter's desperate attempts to keep his arrse out of the UK raises the reasonable suspicion that a) he has not been rehabilitated after his 3 years in chokey, b) he has absolutely no intention of being rehabilitated or, indeed, closely supervised and c) he wants to be left alone to carry on abusing children. If this is the case, I would have thought that knowing he wasn't in the least bit remorseful about his past activities, human nature, indeed natural justice, would demand that the man be stopped in his tracks. If we can do that in the most amusing way possible, what's the problem?