New idea for fundraising for forces

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wet_blobby, Nov 30, 2007.

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  1. £100 pounds an hour?? I don't call that very charitable to all us hard up pervs.
     
  2. If she puts on a Red Nose, she could call it Comic 'Relief'.
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I rather thought I could auction off my services, in a similar manner.

    I'm open to bids. Preferably from women.
     
  4. Well, that's the packet of expired Arabic rolos paid for, then.
     
  5. We could offer threesomes - ONLY with women. I know I'm getting choosy but ...................

    Half to RBL and half to Erskine Homes.

    RBL and Erskines - FFS don't spend the money until we give it to you. It may not be in the millions :twisted:
     
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ok, I would sacrifice my self-respect, dignity and chance of a palce in heaven. I will agree to doing the disgusting threesomes with women, but the donations had better be worth it. Nothing less than 10p.
     
  7. 11p? and thats my final offer
     
  8. snigger snigger....

    this is the cunning part, if the charity refuses it then she gets to keep the money and has had free advertising. i am dissapointed to note that the article doesn't link to her web site where she 'advertises her services'.

    I think this may be her, but I can't view it on the work computer (which I'm not using to look for Chilean prozzies) web site that may or may not be suitable for work.
     
  9. Whoopee - we're rich!
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Accepted, and if you haven't enough, I will lend you it.
     
  11. I've been away for a couple of days and I see OF&H is still auctioning himself off for very little money! It's like Groundhog Day on here :wink:
     
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    But it's for a very good cause! Dig deep and get them out.

    Your coins! That's what I meant