New Government Symbol

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, Sep 4, 2008.

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  1. The Government has announced a new symbol, designed to more accurately portray its national stance. From now on the symbol of this Government will be a condom: A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a whole host of pricks and gives one a sense of security while being screwed.
  2. They could have just recycled the old hammer and sickle
  3. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Nah, if they want something red they should use a balloon.
  4. Could be a red laboon shaped condom, should be all bases covered. Then again, their symbol could just be a picture of a man's genitals to represent their 'great leader' - a one-eyed cock! (see what I did there)

    That my coat? ta very much.

    Edited for spelling like a mong / politician
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    They should look at the Olympics for inspiration. How about a Parapolitics symbol?