You will be aware from reading the press that Call Me Dave has a jolly new wheeze called The Big Society. What you may not be aware of is something else the government is planning and that it is to crack down heavily on bad driving habits wef 1 Apr 2011. Things like: Driving whilst under the influence, using a mobile phone when driving, being in the company of an ugly person will all attract immediate confiscation of your vehicle. Not signalling when turning left or right, hogging the middle lane or dawdling in the fast lane on motorways will have the same penalty. Driving a foreign registered car whilst obviously not a tourist (spotters discretion) will get your car impounded and a free flight to your country of origin. Using a parking space designated for handicapped does not mean having a plaster on ones finger. You dont have a blue badge, you park with the rest of us. Or well make you handicapped! Likewise, parking in family spaces when you have no kids on board will result in the fact that well make sure you cant have any more kids. Cyclists should be aware that cars/vans/buses/trucks have a right to be on the road as well and can seriously damage your health if you mess with them. Dont do it! Anyone got anything else that should be included in this list? Im sure I havent covered everything.