New girlfriend.

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  1. Anyone wanting a do on her you'll have to mop up my mess off her cheek.

    When she breathes out she fanny farts and her breath smells like fcuked cnut.


    Improvement on her sister though....


    Not the nicest looking chick but sitting on her face gives you a bit of a treat in the botty and a well licked scrote
  2. Fortunately my missus had just left the room - sick, puppy, you
  3. You need to up the parental controls on your search engine :twisted:
  4. MDN, you are going to hell...........but having said that so are we all :twisted:

  5. Where the fcuk did you find that MDN?! You are one fcuked up individual!!
  6. I love her....... fcuking her head makes my week complete.

    If she doesn't sit still I crimp her head in a big clamp and poke it...... then I turn round and have her sister face fcuk my crimper for me
  7. Why does the phrase "fcuked in the head" come to mind?

  8. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Or...just buy the missis this.... :twisted:
    (Seen this on a German channel)

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  9. MDN

    I take it the sisters were once very close

    as to your girlfriend.. why, I'm impressed, she looks almost human..
    quite a change for you, isn't it?

    she looks rather well adjusted in the phottie..

    guess she managed to get through school without being hurt by harsh nicknames such as cnutface tossed her way..
  10. Not much to look at but WHAT a blow job!
  11. I want to see them at it.

    The fact that it'll be incest as well only makes it better.
  12. Q. Whats her name?

    A. Fuck knows.
  13. The best thing ever to show to a bunch of mates round for a dinner party.

    Brilliant, it meant more pudding for me ;-p
  14. Don't call me fuck nose, cnut face!
  15. Thats MDN in relaxation mode no?