New girlfriend

I met a beautiful Dutch girl with inflatable shoes.
I rang for a date tonight, apparently she's popped her clogs. :-(

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It reminds me of the story about the inflatable boy who went to his inflatable school with the inflatable kids and teachers, with a pin!

The headmaster gave him a stern lecture "You've let me down, you've let the school down and worst of all you've let yourself down".

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