New Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ark-angel, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."

    Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."

    What fun that was...