New Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by beufighter, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was invited to my new girlfriend's house for dinner. As she was setting the table, she asked me to turn the veg on, apparently, fingering her paraplegic sister was not what she meant... :twisted:
     
  2. A case of all meat and NO veg? 8)
     
  3. Kinda like the one about the hardest part of eating vegetables... getting them out of the wheel chair.