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New Girlfriend

A man shagging his new girlfriend notices a photo of another man on her bedside table.
He asks "Is that your ex-hubby?"
"No " she replies
"An old boyfriend?"
"No silly" she says
"Dad or brother?"
" No! No!" she answers
"WELL WHO THE FUCK IS IT?" he demands
"She replies, " ME six months ago"

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