new girl friend wont put out

#1
Ive been seeing this girl now for three weeks. we have only madew love twice. i know there is somthing wrong here. we stay at mine and do it ony once and then she will go to sleep straight after leaving me horney and im only jst started. the next morning i try to get her started again but she just turns over and holds my hands so i cant try to encourage her. what is with this.

im no sex maniac but what is up with this girl
 
#2
When I wuz drilling her last night she told me your schlong is way too small.
 
#4
thefootman said:
Ive been seeing this girl now for three weeks. we have only madew love twice. i know there is somthing wrong here. we stay at mine and do it ony once and then she will go to sleep straight after leaving me horney and im only jst started. the next morning i try to get her started again but she just turns over and holds my hands so i cant try to encourage her. what is with this.

im no sex maniac but what is up with this girl

Its obvious mate, your just no good in the sack, she like you for your 'personality' but after a taste of your talents she has assigned physical pleasure to her rabbit.

Never mind eh, you just need to get some professional help on your technique.
 
#5
thefootman said:
Ive been seeing this girl now for three weeks. we have only madew love twice. i know there is somthing wrong here. we stay at mine and do it ony once and then she will go to sleep straight after leaving me horney and im only jst started. the next morning i try to get her started again but she just turns over and holds my hands so i cant try to encourage her. what is with this.

im no sex maniac but what is up with this girl
If you phuck like you spell, she's probaby got a dildo up her hoop right now......

Send her over to Santa. I'll put a smile back on her face, you phucking gayer.
 
#6
You've been seeing her 3 weeks....and you make love????? 8O

Fella thats your problem right there! You should be fcuking her senseless, not making bloody love :roll:

Now grow and pair, bend her over and stick it right up her ricker, then you'll see a difference.
 
#7
how long is it since (s)he had the transexual op?? - send dave my regards, (s)hes probably sore from the Op still, you'll be right in few weeks.
 
#8
Lets see the pics and we will be able to give you a better idea of what you are up against Male/Female??
 
#16
Tie her to the bed and bang her back doors in. Or you can get her on the next train up here.
 
#18
thefootman said:
Ive been seeing this girl now for three weeks. we have only madew love twice. i know there is somthing wrong here. we stay at mine and do it ony once and then she will go to sleep straight after leaving me horney and im only jst started. the next morning i try to get her started again but she just turns over and holds my hands so i cant try to encourage her. what is with this.

im no sex maniac but what is up with this girl
Making Love???? Isn't that something that Birds do whilst a blokes having a fcuk?

Have you ever considered that you just aren't cutting the mustard for her?
 
#19
This is the first time ever I have been outraged by the NAAFI Bar board
Make F*cking love
Talk to her
is Sunday morning Gay NAAFI topic day.
 

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