New Generation Carriers

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    The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

    The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

    As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

    The ship’s purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense – in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of.

    It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World."
  2. Why would it not surprise me if our new carriers were just like this, infact we could probably buy one of these little chaps from the US for a few $ less!!
  3. Ar new carriers The Crecy & Agincourt !