As Salman Rushdie has now faded into fish and chip wrappings, how about following his lead and starting a new game "Fatwah Before Bed". The idea is to insult various sundry persons and dieties until someone calls for your assassination, specifically, by name. No cop-out 'Smudges or Taffs' etc. Any Fatwah issued to be either copied here or linked to this thread. I believe that if any get the RC equivalent there is a good chance the Pope himself might do the deed, being the best shot in Vatican City.