New Friends / Nice Ladies?

#1
Hiya, I'm Andy just new to the Site and I'm saying hello. Single guy, known as a "war pensioner". I'd love to make new contacts, especially with genuine ladies.

So, anyone nearby and wants to chat?...drop me a line. Thankyou

:D
 
#2
Hi,

tell us lucky ladies about yourself. How old, how much money and where you're based. Are you a squaddie?

Don't forget to put a piccy in the gallery.

mwah xxxx
 
#3
devonman said:
Hiya, I'm Andy just new to the Site and I'm saying hello. Single guy, known as a "war pensioner". I'd love to make new contacts, especially with genuine ladies.

So, anyone nearby and wants to chat?...drop me a line. Thankyou

:D
as opposed to unreal ladies? :? or marines in women's clothing?
 
#4
StabTiffy2B said:
Hi,

tell us lucky ladies about yourself. How old, how much money and where you're based. Are you a squaddie?

Don't forget to put a piccy in the gallery.

mwah xxxx
I know that now you're married sex is off the menu, but pimping yourself out to other men...? I'm sure if you asked MDN nicely he'd shove something up your ricker that would tickle your prostate, as it were. :twisted:
 
#5
Poppy said:
devonman said:
Hiya, I'm Andy just new to the Site and I'm saying hello. Single guy, known as a "war pensioner". I'd love to make new contacts, especially with genuine ladies.

So, anyone nearby and wants to chat?...drop me a line. Thankyou

:D
as opposed to unreal ladies? :? or marines in women's clothing?
There are a lot of unreal ladies on this site...........did i say ladies......LoL........If you live in devon, get yourself to Rococcos in Exeter, if you dont pull birds there......you are definatly on a looser........ :?
 
#6
Har har, some funny people on this here Site :-0 Missed my big chance 2 cast a wide net and land some beauties then have I? Well, lets see...Andy's divorced, single, lady friends but no-one serious at the current time. About average height and build. Likes running and walking, fishing, and most things that occur between men and women.

Well travelled, exForces, educated and a gentleman ALL the time.

<<Shut up boys this is my big chance, I won't beggar up your big moment !>>

Very fit, as the job requires that. Mature, under fifty, not bad looking . Anyone want local knowledge or company during their next Cornish holiday don't forget Andy, a thoroughly good egg. That's all folks, I thank yow!

(The guys are going to hang me out to f''king dry)
 
#8
Ta smudge, :wink: check your underwear for fleas..... :twisted:
 
#9
Devon and Cornwall is/are lovely this time of year, you can walk the Coastline, trudge over Dartmoor, or spend time just looking out to sea.

There's plenty to do and see where I live, as I'm quite shy (plus busy studying), I don't have the time (or bottle) to look for a lady.

Thanks to those ladies who replied, ever need an escort by a gent and a knowledgeable guy, let me know. Indeed, if anyone, boy or girl , needs any info they can't get online or elsewhere, send me a PM. Glad to be of help.

Andy
 
#10
How much is your pension?
 
#12
devonman said:
Devon and Cornwall is/are lovely this time of year, you can walk the Coastline, trudge over Dartmoor, or spend time just looking out to sea.

There's plenty to do and see where I live, as I'm quite shy (plus busy studying), I don't have the time (or bottle) to look for a lady.

Thanks to those ladies who replied, ever need an escort by a gent and a knowledgeable guy, let me know. Indeed, if anyone, boy or girl , needs any info they can't get online or elsewhere, send me a PM. Glad to be of help.

Andy
Andy post a photo of yourself in shorts only.
 
#13
Hiya, I'm Henry just new to the Site (well this forum) and I'm saying hello. Married guy, known as a "war pensioner". :roll: I'd love to make new contacts, especially with "easy" ladies.

So, anyone nearby and wants to chat?...drop me a line. Thankyou

Or in other words I'm not getting my share from Mrs Tombs! :oops:
 
#14
Henry_Tombs said:
Or in other words I'm not getting my share from Mrs Tombs! :oops:
Henry, Henry, Henry! Wine her and dine her and if she STILL doesn't put out, crack her over the head with a pick helve till she's compliant... :D
 
#15
Dale the snail said:
How much is your pension?
None of your business mate
 
#18
Henry_Tombs said:
Hiya, I'm Henry just new to the Site (well this forum) and I'm saying hello. Married guy, known as a "war pensioner". :roll: I'd love to make new contacts, especially with "easy" ladies.

So, anyone nearby and wants to chat?...drop me a line. Thankyou

Or in other words I'm not getting my share from Mrs Tombs! :oops:
You've been on Lonely Hearts before, Henry. I remember this one made me chuckle:

http://www.arrse.net/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/p=814154/.html#814154

........ was that a year ago? 8O (The irony just above makes me chuckle, too.)
 
#19
Henry_Tombs said:
Hiya, I'm Henry just new to the Site (well this forum) and I'm saying hello. Married guy, known as a "war pensioner". :roll: I'd love to make new contacts, especially with "easy" ladies.

So, anyone nearby and wants to chat?...drop me a line. Thankyou

Or in other words I'm not getting my share from Mrs Tombs! :oops:
Henry My C.O'S Bco and Gco told me not to mess with married gentleman as they can be very naughty and get me in to so much trouble :D
 
#20
StabTiffy2B said:
Hi,

tell us lucky ladies about yourself. How old, how much money and where you're based. Are you a squaddie?

Don't forget to put a piccy in the gallery.

mwah xxxx
I know you're ugly but men? You have also failed to realise that most gay men are usually quite good looking or successful guys with good dress sense etc (I'm told...). This clearly precludes you juggy!
 
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